Lol this is the most Desi story ever. Every time I try to coax a recipe out of my mom, she's like, “Arre beta, there's no recipe.”

Me, a white guy: "How much cumin goes in this?" My Desi girlfriend: "Enough." Me: "that's not an amount!"Me, a white guy: "How much cumin goes in this?" My Desi girlfriend: "Enough." Me: "that's not an amount!"