Okay, but what IF… I became a wild gremlin child that just toured about and told y’all the best places to eat and drink (non and full) at? Is that a job? Would anyone trust me?

It's hard to make that a full time job, but if you can get a following you could probably make a few bucks. I follow willwanderforfood on Instagram for this kind of content. Might be a good place to get some inspiration.

Isn't that basically Guy Fieri in a nutshell? Sounds like a thing to me.