or refuse to get a second phone line; only to yell at you to get off the computer and interrupt your downloading (RIP dialup isp minute allotment) or head-to-head matches by leaving the handset off the hook

2 line shitlord checking in

My mother didn’t mind if we were online all weekend as long as we logged off every few hours so she could check voicemail: thank god for download managers like GetRight.