I make an earnest effort to get more informed but just end up reading about very tall Prussian soldiers.

Over the weekend I saw a doom metal band from France, and nothing prepares you for seeing a diminutive French man lean into a mic and say, in a gentle accent, “can I pleese haff less geetar in de monitere?” before playing the heaviest riff you’ve ever heard in your life.

I love the way men and athletes don’t really smile in pictures it’s more of a stylized grimace

armadillos should sound like accordions when they run

Used to be the main thing to look out for with supervillains was them trying to drop you into a tank of toxic goo

when deer walk slowly, cautiously, moving hoof by hoof, looking out from their side heads…i respect that

Nothing forces me to face my mortality like shorts.

WHAT: Collina Strada (spring 2025) OCCASIONS: tincture production. Yes, you can do other things in these clothes, but why? Foraging,mortars, pestles, presses, centrifuges; enter the glorious world of artisanal tinctures. IF IT WERE A SCENT: tinctures EMOTIONAL RANGE: tinctures? #MJMfashionGuide

Quenching my thirst for water is turning out to be way easier than my thirst for vengeance, so I'll be doing this instead

I’M ENJOYING THE GAME SO FAR