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MexicanYenta

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I brake for babka and tamales. Twenty dollars, same as in town. She/her Carizozo.bigcartel.com

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PWmarkpopham.bsky.socialOct 3, 2024 2:20pm

*the morning after I have a post that goes viral* oh riiiiight.... I should have told people that I sell bumper stickers, online mplwdnoveltycistern.etsy.com

Photograph of a black bumper sticker with a woodblock-print image of a goose's head on it. Large text reads

KEEP HONKING!
I ALSO am a GOOSE who is
PRETENDING to be HUMAN.
fear not COMRADE our DAY will COME.

Photograph of a blue sticker with a stylized image of a wizard peering into an orb on it. The white text reads

SILENCE THY HORN, KNAVE!
for even now I ponder ALL THAT IS,
ALL THAT WAS, and
ALL THAT IS YET TO BE!

Photograph of a bumper sticker in midnight blue which reads, in yellow ornamented text,
Every Season Is
Spooky Season
When You're Weird

Also in yellow is a crescent moon and a vintage illustration of a witch on a broom

Black bumper sticker with white text reading
KEEP HONKING I'M LISTENING TO PHILIP GLESS KEEP HONKING I'M LISTENING TO PHILIP GLASS PHILIP I'M LISTENING TO TO KEEP LISTENING HONKING HONKING PHILIP GLASS PHILIP GLASS PHILIP GLASS LISTENING KEEP HONKING

Mmexicanyenta.bsky.socialOct 4, 2024 4:51pm

I needed a laugh this morning, thank you!

Mmexicanyenta.bsky.socialOct 4, 2024 12:27pm

If I say that I don’t like croissants, will I get a tour of Paris too?

Mmexicanyenta.bsky.socialOct 2, 2024 12:52pm

Thank you!

Mmexicanyenta.bsky.socialOct 1, 2024 6:20pm

Thank you!

Mmexicanyenta.bsky.socialOct 1, 2024 4:31pm

Thank you!

Mmexicanyenta.bsky.socialOct 1, 2024 2:23pm

Thank you!

Mmexicanyenta.bsky.socialSep 26, 2024 6:00pm

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Mmexicanyenta.bsky.socialSep 10, 2024 11:25pm

This is especially odd because we don’t have moose here near El Paso, and no rabbit that big could have slipped through the chain link fence.

Mmexicanyenta.bsky.socialAug 22, 2024 2:32am

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MexicanYenta

@mexicanyenta.bsky.social

I brake for babka and tamales. Twenty dollars, same as in town. She/her Carizozo.bigcartel.com

126 followers136 following1k posts