Stupid Connie with her stupid toned butt and perfect hair and cute voice and adorable giggle and great figure and wonderful personality - *is publicly executed*

Need Connie from Steven Universe to turn into a heavy, round, helpless blueberry. Need her to bob from side to side as she struggles to move, feet kicking and fists balled as she fights in vain against her own, blue body.

What if I shipped Mark Grayson from Invincible with Pomni from TADC?

Heyyyy!! :3

The idea of watching a cute lady inflate into a 9-foot sphere and having to roll her to the bedroom.. I'm normal. I'm frothing.

Blueberry brainrot has returned. Need to see my faves getting blimped up uncontrollably.

I feel sorrier for Simon than I do for Grace.

John Madden John Madden John Madde

I'm so glad Ding Dong and Julian are doing better.

Ooh??