There is every single flavor of rightwingism, leftism and centrism in pretty much every single non-small country (thankfully FPTP is rare outside of angloland) I don't know who you think I'm calling what, I'm just stating the only dumber take would be just reading the parties names and calling a day

I'm saying that you didn't understand the take you were criticizing in the first place, because no one called pluralism juiceless.