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John Kennedy
@micefearboggis.bsky.social
Occasional climate scientist, diagram monkey, probabilistic historian. All views and opinions are my own. This is not, sadly, a promise of novelty: it’s a disclaimer. He/him. www.jkclimate.fr/
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JKmicefearboggis.bsky.social

When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.

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MLmithras.bsky.social

May I suggest, if you attempt such in the future, a Terry's Chocolate Orange is the way to go. It will, eventually, melt.

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boggo2300.bsky.social

I operate on the if it says "scientists" it's pure sensationalist crap, if it says what sort of scientist they've at least paid a tiny bit of attention to what's actually been said and it may be worth reading

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RTrutemple.bsky.social

Thanks be you didn't fall for the billiard ball version of that nasty trick

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CVcassievulpine.bsky.social

Many scientists are saying...

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PPpester.bsky.social

My sister did this with a glass and sprained her tempromandibula joint.

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DCdingokayfabe.bsky.social

Don’t get me started about when I was first learning my way around a Schlenk line

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XFxenianth.com

a classic copypasta 👍a classic copypasta 👍

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Sderamin.bsky.social

I saw this story when it was first posted to Twitter. You tell it well with the lurid and vivid details of experiencing the unfolding events. Horror/comedy. I think about it every time I see "some scientists think" and laugh. At least you got a good story out of it.

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LEaylwin.bsky.social

On the other hand, I, not a scientist did this with a pool ball so maybe give yourself more credit for using an orange.

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LSlfv-rhetrx.bsky.social

You all may enjoy Derek Lowe’s blog category “Things I won’t work with” and related entries ( www.science.org/action/doSea... )

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John Kennedy
@micefearboggis.bsky.social
Occasional climate scientist, diagram monkey, probabilistic historian. All views and opinions are my own. This is not, sadly, a promise of novelty: it’s a disclaimer. He/him. www.jkclimate.fr/
854 followers932 following470 posts