More accurate because “money is on the line.” Jeez, Musk is such a dope.

"We wrote that one story about Trump's cognitive decline. What more can we do? Anyway, time to hit Harris with everything we've got."

The Holy News Cycle works in strange and mysterious ways, unknowable to the minds of humans.

So inspirational how the founding fathers behaved so well that the king willingly allowed them to start a new country.

John Roberts will be telling him yes.

Are you a skilled liar if your lies are crude and easy to spot?

JD the racist Roomba.

I was quietly enjoying a cup of coffee and then yada, yada, yada, all of a sudden I'm on trial for murder.

Win a day of dipshittery with Wackpants Fitzfuck and Dopey Jr.