Weird thing about Manchester constantly repurposing and converting old offices and factories into entertainment venues is that occasionally, like this evening, we find ourselves at a gig taking place in a room where one of us was once made redundant

#totp

Yeah, I think you need to unfollow me mate.

Is this a genuine reply?

"I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor and I want my hostages."

"I said 'all the hostages should be released as soon as possible'. What did I say, Roy?" "You said 'sausages'"

"There can be no sausages at the White House."

Cape Town doesn't have as many superheroes as I'd expected.

He's had plenty of wedding reception practice, tbf.

Nick Knowles dancing with all the confidence and style of a man who's had six pints at his daughter's wedding reception. #Strictly