Let's all praise Matt Geiler, who put on a pumpkin mask and did a silly dance in 2006 to fill some dead air time, and thus brought decades of joy to millions of people.
ALT: a man with a pumpkin on his head is standing in a cemetery
Same here. At least I guess. I'm falling apart in so many ways it's difficult to determine.
Quietly drinking a cup of coffee in a chair made out of skulls, glued together with the crushed mortar of human souls, sighing in satisfaction at a day's writing well done.
RFS: Request for Screams š±š±š± Regardless of your politics, it might just feel really good to scream. š¤ www.instagram.com/p/DAjg7UZJjXl/
Hey, the ebook of The Devil Takes You Home is just $3.99 for a limited time! Also, the paperback is $7 for some reason and the hardcover is only $9. Iām a cheap date. Anyway, might have some news about this soon, so if you havenāt read it, nowās the time! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...
Also, nothing has ever made me feel older than standing around a bunch of drunk, screaming college girls in lederhosen while all I can do is sweat too much and think about how much my sciatica is acting up from standing around so much.