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šŸ‘»Michael J. Riserš–¤
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Editor, horror/dark fiction author of religious trauma. Former editorial Screen Rant, Goomba Stomp, managing editor AOG. ę€–ć„č©±ć®ä½œč€…ć€‚ļ¼ˆę—„ęœ¬čŖžļ¼Æļ¼«ļ¼‰Read stuff at: bookruptcy.com (he/him) pfp: smiling man with beard and mustache banner: devil statue in a garden
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Me when the HWA tells me I can comment on their gen AI policy

Pygmy hippo Moo Deng peeking around a tree with a bright and interested expression that seems to say, "Ooo, whatcha got there?"
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Let's all praise Matt Geiler, who put on a pumpkin mask and did a silly dance in 2006 to fill some dead air time, and thus brought decades of joy to millions of people.

a man with a pumpkin on his head is standing in a cemetery
a man with a pumpkin on his head is standing in a cemetery

ALT: a man with a pumpkin on his head is standing in a cemetery

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Sitting and looking at my small collection of #TTRPG books and thinking, I have no friends, no time, and no will to be social, why do I still have these? I should get rid of them. Then I remember the only TTRPG that needs to exist is Mƶrk Borg and I nod knowingly to myself and strike a match.

A picture from Mƶrk Borg the TTRPG. It features a black and gold archway with a winged, hooded skull up top and three instances of the game's sigil. Within the frame stands a woman in a red robe. She wears a headdress with horns, an eye, and two long chains with crosses that look like Ts. Around her head are a circle of diamonds and spear shapes in black, and she holds a lamb in her arms that has many eyes. Behind her stands a stark white city with tall spires, and behind it sits a black sun or moon in a red sky.
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Quietly drinking a cup of coffee in a chair made out of skulls, glued together with the crushed mortar of human souls, sighing in satisfaction at a day's writing well done.

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RFS: Request for Screams šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜± Regardless of your politics, it might just feel really good to scream. šŸ¤” www.instagram.com/p/DAjg7UZJjXl/

Horrors of 2025 call-for-screams
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Hey, the ebook of The Devil Takes You Home is just $3.99 for a limited time! Also, the paperback is $7 for some reason and the hardcover is only $9. Iā€™m a cheap date. Anyway, might have some news about this soon, so if you havenā€™t read it, nowā€™s the time! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...

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Also, nothing has ever made me feel older than standing around a bunch of drunk, screaming college girls in lederhosen while all I can do is sweat too much and think about how much my sciatica is acting up from standing around so much.

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šŸ‘»Michael J. Riserš–¤
@michaeljriser.bsky.social
Editor, horror/dark fiction author of religious trauma. Former editorial Screen Rant, Goomba Stomp, managing editor AOG. ę€–ć„č©±ć®ä½œč€…ć€‚ļ¼ˆę—„ęœ¬čŖžļ¼Æļ¼«ļ¼‰Read stuff at: bookruptcy.com (he/him) pfp: smiling man with beard and mustache banner: devil statue in a garden
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