hell god damn yes

they're hiring at the place i work for and i don't know why people think the best way to make a good first impression is by adding everyone who works there on linkedin. please do not do that

megalopolis should have been a high budget hardcore porno like the pirates movies

it is your civic duty to make AI as dumb as possible by feeding it stuff like this

saying itadakimasu before eating pussy

imagining cheryl hines as uma thurman in the scene from nymphomaniac when she demands to see the whoring bed www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAk...

NYMPHOMANIAC appetizer - Chapter 3: Mrs. H

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you're lucky

i think the worst thing about coming to the end of your 20s is everyone you know in your age group is talking about credit card points

yeah i consider myself to be an extrovert (talking really loudly to my urologist over the phone on the train)

there's a spinoff tv show of those gerard butler fallen movies called paris has fallen because nobody knows how to make an original tv show any more