I cook and enjoy lots of amazing food. I've had black market empanadas in Argentina, foot bread in Iraq and Michelin-star oysters (gross, just like all oysters) But you asked for simple and easy. It's not hating yourself to microwave and eat some broccoli and get on with your life.

And you called me neurotypical, which is the second worst thing you can be to Gen-z, so I didn't feel bad about being rude anymore.