When your booty is so powerful people call them

‼️ DO NOT VISIT NEW ENGLAND ‼️ - temperature under 60 degrees - trees are mottled red/yellow colors (should be green) - hills are alive (scary)

When you keep an "eating ass" establishment classy.

Make your own magic, start referring to people's body parts as their "meats". 😁: Did you work out your arm meats or leg meats today? 😲 😁: Stomach Meats? 💨

Just so everyone knows, the "mass deportations will bring down high housing costs" is a soft eugenics argument that comes directly from the Tanton network. It's an old chestnut of theirs, just like saying that undocumented people take care away from veterans. It's all bullshit

okay folks let me ruin your evening with a new term I just thought up "funeral daddy". N. A man at a funeral who dressed in black looks quite 😘.

he's still got it

"If it's vacant, take it. House yourself" Seen in San Francisco, California

Saw this outside a Walmart in Florida.the same day I saw this cock stain in front of me at a red light at 530 AM

“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”