cop or killer robot, mcsweeney's style: 1. can't be reasoned with 2. makes terrible, tragic mistakes with no accountability 3. panics and starts spraying bullets everywhere killer robot: 1, 2 cop: 1, 2, 3
i'll take a robot dog with a gun over a panicking, untrained, white supremacist cop with a gun any day. presumably the dog with have SOME kind of programming and safeguards, unlike the cop.
maybe my all-time favorite new yorker joke
well that's just cool as hell
it's once again that magical time of year when i spend a month telling myself "maybe if i watch a bunch of horror movies i'll come to like them." the stories look so interesting! but my closet is always so, so dark, and my glasses are never where i left them, when something half wakes me up at 3AM.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJbF... most of this album of course, but this one in particular is goofy fun
YouTube video by Fantômas - Topic
attention to details like that reveals the work of a true master, a cheap hack like jim skeleton could never
holy FUCK i've been hearing that song on the radio for 26 years and it wasn't until right here and now i learned it was about the munsters' car
the robber barons only built libraries on their deathbeds so people a century later wouldn't remember how they tried to destroy the world.
no, for real this time, i mean it, it's the bottom bracket, THIS TIME I SWEAR