Boomers: son Gen X: buddy Millennials: guy Gen Z: bruh

He was rare, like someone that finishes a full course of antibiotics

Don’t tell me dreams can’t come true… a service dog approached ME at the airport wanting to be pet

My car is just a mobile junk drawer at this point

Cancer: If at first you don’t succeed, try giving up and going back to bed.

IT professionals measure how much fun they’re having in gigglebytes

It’s all been downhill since I lost my 5th grade sticker album

Brazil: shuts down twitter Twitter: goes full bush

Super annoying how my therapist points out true and accurate observations about my behavior

I can be pretty I can be prepared I can be pleasant But I can’t be all three