Koontz: gosh i don't know about all this Shelley: dean what if you made a dog that was SO big Koontz: so big? Shelley: yeah like SO big uh Shelley: so big you needed 2 hands to pet it Koontz: wow! Koontz: that's a big dog! Koontz: that's so big you'd better lead, follow, or get out of the way!
Norman Bridwell: Dean, I know a book series you might enjoy...
Rowling: thatss the problem with you lot Rowling: alwaysss sso busssy thinking about how to make a big dog, you don't ssstop to think whether you SHOULD make a big dog
Could... this dog be red too? And... really, REALLY big? Like the size of a house? People could write entire BOOKS about this dog!
A dog SO BIG you could saddle it like a fluffy, fluffy, slobbery HORSE, and ride all over town, Dean!