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Midnight Splat of the Ypus.
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Getting my M.Div in Food Science, thesis on the "Transubstantiation of Mountain Dew and Higher Orders of Caffeine Chain of Being." Will cop to knowing cop stuff. Oh, I can type more here.
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<Breaking> CNN offers $250k salary to Officer Cream Jeans for police violence perspectives. Officer Cream Jeans' public profile rose after a decision to not comply with Boston PD uniform directives during a mass arrest event at Emerson College, even flaunting his dirtbag look in the front rank.

Usually in these mass arrests, disorderly conduct charges are dropped if the charged keep their nose clean for a year. One sanction that should not be set aside is whatever dress code violation the Boston cop got for wearing a red hoodie and blue jeans opted while in the first rank of a police line.
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You mean John Miller, right?

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Midnight Splat of the Ypus.
@midnightplat.bsky.social
Getting my M.Div in Food Science, thesis on the "Transubstantiation of Mountain Dew and Higher Orders of Caffeine Chain of Being." Will cop to knowing cop stuff. Oh, I can type more here.
183 followers247 following5.1k posts