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Midnight Platypus
@midnightplat.bsky.social
Getting my M.Div in Food Science, thesis on the "Transubstantiation of Mountain Dew and Higher Orders of Caffeine Chain of Being." Will cop to knowing cop stuff. Oh, I can type more here.
173 followers286 following4.9k posts
Man, I thought my Cyberpunk dystopia would be heralded the way Job asserted in The Lawnmower Man, with a chorus of the world's phone's ringing in concert. Instead, I got this enshittified Verizon lottery outtage or whatever haphazard shit is going on.
MP
Midnight Platypus
@midnightplat.bsky.social
Getting my M.Div in Food Science, thesis on the "Transubstantiation of Mountain Dew and Higher Orders of Caffeine Chain of Being." Will cop to knowing cop stuff. Oh, I can type more here.
173 followers286 following4.9k posts