"Our insurance doesn't cover it!" 😂

He died on the way back to his home planet

I would say "too soon" but it's not, really

So exciting!! ✨💕

You better eat that or else you're gonna fall asleep on top of it and it's gonna get all melted

A+ deep cut reference 💯 (I have no idea what The Goulet Scandal is tho)

I did that the other day. It's always terrifying!

Nearly spit out my cereal 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Epic!

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