I never come on here and your reply is the first time I’ve opened this in a while

What the fuck

Who’s got two thumbs and is looking to buy some more???????

I am the first person to ever do drugs

Hi Luke yeeeeee

Anybody else keep forgetting this is here?

Gotta say…I agree!

Anybody been farting lately?

You know what Twitter, I’m good. Hope you and the blue checks burn in the hell you’ve created. Got banned for calling someone stupid and yet they were being racist!

I’m performing at Just For Laughs. Tuesday at cafe cleopatra and comedy nest Thursday at comedy nest Saturday at newspeak More to come :)