According to Facebook, 5 years ago today I made the Newsjack script but not the edit. I submitted 4 one-liners and this was my fave. (Though not sure which one they picked)

John Bercow, has apologised for failing to declare a company on the MP’s register of interests. The Outgoing commons speaker apologised unreservedly, saying it was completely out of ORDERRRRRRR!

Cristiano Ronaldo revealed that as a young player in Lisbon, he was regularly given left-over hamburgers by McDonald’s staff to help fuel his training. Similarly, his former Manchester United team-mate Wayne Rooney, could often be found after training, on the lookout for old meat.