ELON PLAN A: “If you pay $8, people are forced to see your racist replies first.” ELON PLAN B: “Since normal humans keep blocking people who pay $8, you may now hide your check when posting racist replies.” ELON PLAN C: “Nobody can be blocked unless they say where my plane is”
"Oh . . . OK I got it." <pauses to drag on a blunt> "You don't get on X until you've got proof you rode on a Hyperloop."
Wait...you really can't block people over there now?
ELON PLAN D: "If someone AI generates me as a baby and asks the 'would you go back in time to kill baby ~~Hitler~~ Elon' question: THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOOO GONE."
He and his kind hate the idea that everyone else can choose to ignore tham.
Freedom of speech 💬
Pay to block 😂😂 next
The irony in "hiding the check marks to avoid getting blocked" is that he made all check replies go to the top of a comment section, and so do all the hidden checks so ppl on a blocking spree can easily see that the hidden check is in between other checks
Paying Twitter Reply Guys: $250,000 Putting a Giant Teenage Angst X on my building: $100,000 Not paying ex-employees and giving them all poop emojis: $25,000,000 Accidentally buying a social media platform: $44 Billion Someone help me budget, I'm not good at this
His MAGA and Nazi friends are really upset that we’ve blocked their dumbasses so he’s going to unleash them on us. The minute this happens I’m deleting my 14 year old account.