To help save time, I wrote every video game company's weird layoff announcement.

Every Video Game Company's Layoffs Announcement

Here at Game Company, we love our developers. That's why it was so hard to fire them.

I mean, is all this happening because of the quarter ending and everyone scrambling to balance books? Gotta cut the losses before earnings reports. Like when these companies often announce new products before a shareholder meeting to inflate worth.

brutal

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