I feel like this message could be easily corrected by putting a comma after Joe Biden, so that it becomes a letter addressing him.
The DNC intern is given a script by some overpaid consultant who threatens them if they dare actually put any emotion in their work.
Today's decision by the supreme Court removes virtually all limits on what the President can do. That's why I, the President, am tragically unable to do anything at all. The rest is up to you. You've got it from here, Drucker. Godspeed.
Your donation is the only way to Save America, Mike
Never let a good crisis go unfunded. It's the Democrat way
The president now has nigh unlimited power! As president, I ask...please send us your money or we're going to lose.
def past his bedtime.
SCOTUS has removed his shackles and he asks for help? Has he not been paying attention?
God Emperor of Mankind I'm asking you to help save the Imperium that we know! Today the Ecclesiarchy has granted me even more unlimited powers and removed whatever few remaining limits on what I'm allowed to do. However, with your donation of a mere 5 Throne Gelt, we could...
Harlan Crow's bank account is RIGHT THERE, dude.