My nephew Feyd-Rautha - so much better than Rabban, who was mistreated by the Atreides even the emperor never saw anything like it - my nephew says that they’re giving all the spice away. The atreides are afraid of the fremen. Nobody said that when it was my arrakis, my dune
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly
These Atreides - who shouldn't even be here, millions are coming here on illegal Guild highliners - are eating people's sand trout and it is a disgrace the likes of which Arrakis has never seen.
First thing Leo does - FIRST thing - he loses a harvester. Yeah, just let's a sandworm gobble it up. And these are big, beautiful machines. Most beautiful we've ever made, thanks to me. And he just let's it get eaten. I wouldn't stand for it. I would have stopped the worm, BELIEVE me
But the illegals are stealing all the sand to make solar panels with so they can have gender surgery in prison in between eating puppies.
I read this with the orange's voice on my mind 🤣