Shout-out to the runner-up Clementine Bramble

Could not agree with this more.

Get that self-care, my dude

I have had a mango pie and you are correct

I have just now seen what this refers to and it is amazing

Not gonna lie: being reasonably close to a round number is bugging me juuuust a little bit.

But also freakin’ awesome tbh

Rules are rules.

If you are looking for a fun, twisty, and somewhat bonkers series to watch, might I suggest THE TOURIST? (you also get Jamie Dornan, btw)

“I have concepts of a plan” — me creating syllabi for the next semester