That just means you were really old twenty years ago

Nothing has made me feel as old as Tony Hawk ads for supplements.

They did their own research

Look, he promised the steel was stainless, not "easily corroded by any bug residue not immediately wiped off"-less.

I had one professing that every class he took the last three years was with the intent of being prepared for the opportunity to take mine his senior year. I mean, really? Between him and the "it fits my schedule," it's honestly a toss-up.

It's unintended poetry. On the second... He was gentle... From some strange... He was keenly... Just the way... Always getting presents... God love him...

The proposed cuts to UConn are very draconian, but anyone else find humor in a pro-education-spending picket blocking entrance to the library?

I always struggle with requests like these. I feel honesty should be rewarded?

Exactly what a sign thief would say

Literally no one is walking for months and risking their life to sneak into this country just to end up in Iowa.