Made it!

I’ve begun to think of like, attractive people with a huge bowl of red sauce when I think “spaghetti models”. It’s good fun. Also might learn how to play poker when the power goes out, so watch out.

First evacuation order of my second Florida life! Going 5 blocks away. What books do I take?

It’s an unbelievably beautiful morning on Florida’s East coast…

Hell yeah let’s have another hurricane.

“Weed” idea: Steely Dan: The Black Album (I Was Made For Luvin’U)

Fantastically inspired by the release of the new Motley Crue EP, if anyone can connect me with Kyle Rittenhouse, I’d like to challenge him to a fight- no weapons. I’d like it to be sponsored by Welch’s Fruit Snacks. We have to do it in Florida, of course.

The FedEx logo is a simple and genius design, BUT- when it’s on the driver’s side of the truck, the arrow is always backwards, announcing, carrot and stick style, your package will never arrive.

All I have to say about this hurricane so far is that the movie The Trap SUCKS.

On the other side of the state from a major hurricane. Kinda like a snow day, but with catastrophic elements for people you know.