any tips for getting through the initial part? I always get a colonist injured during the squirrel attack and they end up in a coma for 6 months.

What’s the matter babe, you’ve barely touched your Crab cake-tini

The guy sliding into her DMs:

Fantastic article that completely nails the show.

Ok I’m glad it’s not just me that noticed the insane, compulsive level of exposition. It’s almost like they think the audience has literally never experienced any storytelling device or action movie trope in their lives before watching the show.

Pantry achievement unlocked.

Ok but did you get them from Costco?

A bar where I went to college had free beer, no cover on Sunday nights. The caveat was that it lasted until the keg floated.

They should just name it “Pareidolia”

Home X “Family…”