You can tell this tweet wasn’t generated by AI because it’s measurably worse in every way.

Yep, also teases Napoleon: Part Deux as part of the NCU, where he’s kidnapped by Bill and Ted to help them pass their history exam.

Not sure why they haven’t already given this film all the Oscars and canceled the awards ceremony. Don’t forget the post-credits scene either.

I do not at all understand it’s current direction (Ok technically this is a lie, it’s $$$, always has been, but sheesh)

We invested “some” into coffee making: a conical burr grinder and a decent automatic machine that does drip and temperature correctly. We found “bad” coffee was giving us various forms of digestive distress. That being said, I’ll never get the 15 step process with hundreds of dollars worth of gear.

ITNBA team will restore balance to the force.

The Large Moron Collider that is First Take will keep firing Stephen A. Smith at other talking heads using higher and higher energy levels until a singularity is achieved and someone suggests he was grown in a lab using DNA obtained from used game balls.

The ESPN Industrial Hot Take Complex will be literally blasting this kind of shit with brainworm sound cannons until the discourse is completely consumed.

“Sealed for protection” Yea but not for the reason you might think…