Pocket sprung beats everything; a $500 memory foam mattress contains about $25 worth of memory foam; all mattresses are on sale at around 50% off list at all times. This is the sum total.
*shrinkflates you making you smaller and more expensive*
no matter how much you like a thing, please try liking many things
It's not so much that it's a very tired old saw, but it's just not reality based enough to be a good joke. The UK's had curry houses for longer than Italy's had pizza or pasta sauce and spice-oriented condiments like Worcestershire sauce and Branston pickle are everywhere.
I think a cleric in D&D is also just any member of holy orders, but they typically happen to be wandering around hitting goblins with a mace because they're player characters. If you grabbed a random bishop and forced them to join your adventuring party they'd have cleric levels, as it were.
Boo! Boooo!
Me: Wanna settle this like men? Him: Darn right I do! *we go outside and start filling our cargo shorts pockets to see whose holds more*
