15 minutes till the Emergency Alert System test I am so fucking amped to be a zombie let’s go

Does anyone know the secret handshake? Or will that be taught at the next meeting?

Can't wait to try my first brain

I’m a picky eater, sure hope I end up liking brain

i forgot about the thing and i was washing dishes. fool! i was a fool! had i just rolled the dice, i would have possibly avoided having to do dishes ever again. for the first time in my life, i have been exposed as an optimist

It was 13 you justdidn't know it

who's the first conservative whose noggin you want to crack open for that tender brain meat? i'm browsing the national review list of writers like a menu preview

Wait, were we zombies all along? #soylentgreen