Still thinking about the Stanford Band halftime show where a band member was dressed as a Cybertruck crashing into everything.

My favorite thing about one of my current projects is that all critical information ended up in a cloud file called "Copy of decision tree so i dont fuck up the implementation" and we've kept it that way because now the team can simply type "fuck" into our browser and it'll load up.

And there’s a long run from Castellanos, and that’ll make it a first down “I don’t know if I’ll be putting on this headset again” - Mike Norvell

i don't think i've ever seen a quarterback throw a deep ball assuming it was a free play due to an offsides - and then the offsides flag just never came?

I think you all know that I've always felt the ten most terrifying words in the English language are: "I'm Ted Cruz, and I'm here to watch your game."

Guys, I’m not gonna lie, I had a great day. A mark-it-in-the-calendar day. A “remember this one because they’re not all like this” day. I hope y’all did too. And if you didn’t, I hope you get one soon.

good evening @bsky.app u like what u see

Pinot is stored in the balls

I should call her.

KHkevinhearne.bsky.socialAug 18, 2024 12:06am

I hear there’s an art to garnishing drinks and honestly I think I nailed it with a whole nectarine Can’t imagine why people don’t do it this way all the time

Please stop bringing your dogs to the grocery store