STOP ✋ If you are reading this, you've reached a cheese check point. You're now obligated to share your favorite cheese.

a piece of cheese on a cutting board with esquire written in red on the bottom

Alt: Brie on a cutting board, with the camera rotating around it

you can never go wrong with edam 🧀🔴 even if i did think the wax was edible as a kid...

With me. Share your cheese with me. This is an official BlueSky Cheese Tax. Look, just give me the cheese and nobody gets hurt, okay?

I'm lucky enough to live within cycling distance of the origin on Cheddar cheese... Give me an extra mature cheddar any day 🤤

I’m lactose intolerant so my favorite is Gouda 😂 Should I be eating it? No. Do I anyway because it’s delicious, despite the consequences? Of course I do.

I gouda tell you my favorite cheese is brie. I can't say no to the classic Wisconsin cheddar cheese though.

I love cooking so I'm a big gruyère fan personally!

Raclette!

cheese is being poured on a plate of potatoes

ALT: cheese is being poured on a plate of potatoes

I'm a basic provolone enjoyer over here. Love the way it melts so much!