Squishy?

Never letting my kid watch this copaganda

Dads rock

Good dad. They were just playing it at the local theater up the street and I wanted to go badly but mine is still way too young for that one

She Bobbert my beetle till I juice

Those are normal sentences spoken/typed by regular people

Someone get Leyland back in the dugout, please

A hundred and what now??

Abalone and pork???