Are there any extremely tall people who’d be willing to pick me up by my head and just let me dangle there for a sec

yes i love sleeping and yes i sleep for 3 hours. we exist

Tried the “What’s Hot” feed and it was like *gay thirst trap* *SPIDER BALLS HAHA* *post in Arabic* *post in Polish* *SPIDER BALLS HAHA 🤣* *gay thirst trap* *article about scifi aesthetics* *post in Korean* *LOL SPIDERS. IN THE BALLS 🤣🤣* *gay thirst trap* *post in Arabic* *SPIDER BALLS HAHAHAHAHA 🤣*

I got to ride a OneWheel today and now I’m kind of obsessed

And she’s totally not mad about it either

“They call me the king of the spreadsheets Got ‘em all printed out on my bedsheets” - Weird Al Yankovic

i never know what the fuck anyone is talking about on here these days

I’ve been attacked

It’s like a pencil. If it breaks you can just kinda… tape it back together

That’s a good point, like if you know the context you can just roll your eyes and move on, but if you’ve never seen any of it before you’ll be like “woah, the girl with the cute pig is a racist??”