I can't stop rereading this. Two warring monkey gangs, hierarchy charts, arrests. What a time to be alive

wait wut? 😨

“arrests”!!!!!

Do they have an animal behaviorist to help with strategy?

Is this real?

I forgot to alt text!! Whats the bot that alt texts does anyone remember I can't find it

This dosint siprise me. Some resurchers have stated that some primape groups have begon to enter something that resembles the stoneage

Monkeys can be really violent, like i hope they aren't killing each other in the street yes but i also hope they haven't attacked any people either

So this is how it ends

Monkey see, monkey do It was better before, when all they did was fling the poo

“They’re animals anyway, let them kill themselves”