What if we had alerts for the actually dangerous jobs? 🌲GREEN ALERT🌲 someone has been injured in a logging accident ⚡ZAP ALERT⚡ a lineman has been injured 🗑️CAN ALERT🗑️ a garbage collector has been injured
To be fair I would want to receive can alerts
🍕PIZZA ALERT🍕 A delivery driver has been injured by some jerk who wouldn't tip. Or 🍕PIZZA ALERT🍕 The free pizza in the break room has run out
📓 REJECTED ALERT📓an academic’s feelings have been injured in the peer review process
👷ORANGE CONE ALERT 👷♀️a road construction worker has been struck by an inattentive driver
Or what if the Blue Alerts actually featured the top causes of law enforcement injuries and death? 🚓 BLUE CRASH ALERT🚓 deputy injured again in a traffic accident 😷 BLUE COVID ALERT 😷 law enforcement death from COVID
🧑🎓PROFESSOR ALERT🧑🎓 a student has read the syllabus
Chalkboard Alert: another school shooting.
Fun fact. The torch on the Vulcan statue used to glow red on days there had been a traffic fatality on city roads, and green when there weren’t. Eventually, that practice stopped because it was almost never green.
💧WATER ALERT💧 someone in Texas has suffered heat exhaustion due to inhumane laws.
Gov. Greg Abbott approved a law this week that will eliminate city and county ordinances like Austin’s and Dallas’ mandated water breaks.
If we had Nurse injury alerts, our phones would never shut up.If we had Nurse injury alerts, our phones would never shut up.