Has anyone here had experience with the company Welocalize? I applied for a remote position with them concerning optimizing search results and almost immediately heard back from their recruiters. Any hot takes on them would be appreciated.

If anyone heading through Heathrow Terminal 3 needs a signed book, I signed everything I could find (two Good Omens, a Trigger Warning, a Norse Mythology and two Coralines) in the Bookshop.

A friend said she doesn't have a resume and made me wonder how many other people lack one. If you don't have a resume and need a resume, pay me $10 and I'll go over your details with you and write a professional resume for you. You'll get a copy in both .docx and .pdf. Message me for a sample.

*grabs my own ass* "Nice."

I'm officially back, bitches. A toxic ex-partner fucked with my heart and head and I kind of forgot I had an account here for a while. But, that's in the past.

Dear First Timer, Seize the day, eat the whole edible at once.

Maine: Come for the lighthouses and lobster. Stay because some crackhead stole your catalytic converter.

My therapist had me take a personality quiz and one of the questions was what vegetable I relate to best. I said, “A potato, because I like to get baked and smashed.” I had to schedule another appointment after that.

Last year for Christmas, I got a nice pair of leather winter boots. This year, my leather gift to myself is something that's more fun with others. A flogger.