some people talk to others like they've never been hit in the fucking face before

Didn't Holly Herndon or somebody design those sounds? Between that noise and the insane brightness of the headlights every time I'm downtown I think I'm about to be abducted by aliens

Gonna second the suggestion of Gangnam Style, I was an east Asian studies undergrad when it came out and God, the questions I was fielding from bemused white people

Oh Sue and/or Simon, don't you gender neutrally grieve for me

Yeah, I would be embarrassed too. Enjoy your culture

This cape cod lesbian mom salutes you

Certain to be as educational as it's ever been, at least lol

We're getting the warped tour we deserve imo

I almost forgot to mention the implication that I must enjoy the kind of attention that says I should kill myself, wonder why that would be a useful assertion to make

I'm also not going to post about this forever, but when everyone makes the decidedly principled move of leaving Twitter years into its Nazi arc just because you saw everyone else doing it and stars being annoying in front of me, it's absurd to expect me to let that pass without comment