Make it happen cap'n

Thanks for this. Let's hope they take it to heart.

Birth rates are falling dramatically. Why wouldn't you be concerned about that? That's how civilization ends.

Checks out.

Now this is how you hold the powerful to account.

Yes, we must ensure that we are insulated from the outside world. It's dangerous out there. People could get ideas that are impure, sinful! You must stay firmly inside the Blue MAGA echo chamber to be safe.

You misread. It says "skip breakfast", not "stop eating".

If they are causing a health issue as opposed to a cosmetic one, you should go to a doctor.

Finally. The CDC has returned to listening to scientists instead of internet hypochondriacs and neurotics.

The CDC is correct. Natural immunity has strong scientific backing.