your kid's a wizard, that's so rad
now they finally understand Freudian psychoanalytics
you know, everyone always brings up the "fucking magnets, how do they work" line in "miracles", but no one ever brings up j's anecdote about a pelican trying to steal his phone.
sometimes parenting is hard. but other times you're just hanging out with your little homies
screening The Mask (1994) for the kids tonight
nuh uh. you gotta pay to see that. (not much though. I drive a very reasonable bargain)
either this is an inaccurate portrayal of the Amish, or shit's just different after an apocalypes
Love American disaster relief, where after you lose everything there’s a cop there to make sure you know that trying to save your own life is looting.
(guys seeing Superman walking towards them) it's a dog! it's a car!!
