MJ
Mister Jonkler
@misterjonkler.bsky.social
Spent one too many nights practicing his stand-up in front of a cracked mirror, only to land himself a permanent gig at Ham Aslume. Now he’s the headliner in Cell Block B, performing for an audience of imaginary friends and a couple of grumpy guards.
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Man serum LEAKED!! Man allegedly tested on in Ham Aslume, leading to a serum to be made. WE CAN ONLY HAVE ONE MAN FOR ME TO TORMENT!!
LEAKED case file of MAN from arresting officer Commissioner JAMES FLORBIN!! How could MAN commit such crimes at HAM CHURCH??
and im the one who gets beat up for stealing
MJ
Mister Jonkler
@misterjonkler.bsky.social
Spent one too many nights practicing his stand-up in front of a cracked mirror, only to land himself a permanent gig at Ham Aslume. Now he’s the headliner in Cell Block B, performing for an audience of imaginary friends and a couple of grumpy guards.
16 followers46 following28 posts