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Mitchell Epner
@mitchellepner.bsky.social
Attorney, former AUSA, father, husband, former JBLC, long-time Knicks fan and occasional talking head mitchellepner.substack.com/ www.thedailybeast.com/author/mitchell-epner
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My icebreaker is the world's worst Dad Joke: Q: Why do melons have big weddings? A: Because they can't elope. I've been telling it for over 25 years. Always gets groans, but starts the conversation.

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19 demerits + you must write an essay abt how to properly clean gutters19 demerits + you must write an essay abt how to properly clean gutters

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Mitchell Epner
@mitchellepner.bsky.social
Attorney, former AUSA, father, husband, former JBLC, long-time Knicks fan and occasional talking head mitchellepner.substack.com/ www.thedailybeast.com/author/mitchell-epner
8.3k followers1k following12.3k posts
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