Since we're talking about sharks, please remember that a shark swims faster than you, and you run faster than a shark. Meaning that in a triathlon, it would all come down to who's the best at riding a bike.

I like your shark posts from these last days

Oui mais je le bat à Mario Kart en tout cas

Hippos are faster than you in the water and on land. You're going to have to really trounce them on the bike.

Je pense que le requin des Kix court plus vite que moi.

Sometimes a fish needs a bicycle.