Guess we got a new thing we cant say here

Hope I'm still allowed to tell people to consider the health benefits of adding uranium to their diets

WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL PEOPLE TO GO SWIMMING???

There cannot possibly be humans behind these moderation decisions. If there are, I’ll eat my hat.

u said pal idgi

The "pal" part 😭

JFC, i didn’t even see this and thought i was being innocuous but now i guess it’s my turn to be the guy turning my monthly calendar to the year 1984. bsky.app/profile/furi...

The phrase "take a long walk off a short pier" has taken a long walk off a short pier :( You will be missed, pal

I mean you said pal, that implies some sort of nicety!

This is what you get for telling someone to exercise more

oh my gods. I've said this same thing before but I was fine.