I used the Tesla help line but it’s probably better to use the x/Twitter help line (415) 222-9670

Durk Magurk’s cell phone number matches the Tesla help line. Hmmm. Coincidence?

It’s been on my list for a while and now it’s in my kindle!

It was unintentional but now I’m cackling. Sorry not sorry!

And there are bebes and fully grown ornerybeasts, they are all delightful!

No editing unfortunately. Mostly people just reply to the previous skeet with am asterisk, but if it’s something egregious, delete and repost (and maybe include a note that you did that in the new post)

So a bunch of Thomas the Tank Engine character accounts all got created after my post about debate bros featuring a scene from the show went up yesterday, & now these train accounts are dunking on me & standing up for their crew. In my business, that’s a little thing we like to call, policy impact.

Damn now I’m imaging how you could put pantry cabinets on hinges and it’d open up into a secret sex dungeon and wondering why that isn’t more common

I’m locked down but haven’t deleted old tweets yet. Tbh I forget it until I’m sent a link that opens up in the app. Probably should join you in deleting the old stuff too

I got 3 coupons for 10% off my entire purchase when I got my flu and tdap vaxes and my kid got the flu vax at a grocery store, we came home with a bunch of cheese and ice cream and candy lol