Damn now I’m imaging how you could put pantry cabinets on hinges and it’d open up into a secret sex dungeon and wondering why that isn’t more common
I’m locked down but haven’t deleted old tweets yet. Tbh I forget it until I’m sent a link that opens up in the app. Probably should join you in deleting the old stuff too
I got 3 coupons for 10% off my entire purchase when I got my flu and tdap vaxes and my kid got the flu vax at a grocery store, we came home with a bunch of cheese and ice cream and candy lol
Happy ballot day Washington!
Before I blocked him (it?) I saw one of the skeets was that sad sad jump. With a bashful emoji. The nadir of cool.
Masterful gambit sir!
His handlers had to call it off because they know if someone handed him a semiautomatic rifle he’d declare he loves guns and try to make out with it just like he does with flags
The child didn’t leave any otters on the kitchen counter for a bit, but this morning there’s a whole otter sports field set up. We’re back baby!
Something small but BIG you can do to help defeat Trump? VOTE AS EARLY AS YOU CAN. By voting early, you get your name off of the get-out-the-vote lists of D orgs, which means they can focus on folks who haven't voted. And early voting helps defeat R plans to suppress the vote on Election Day!