I was thinking just an open grave tbh

The test revealed I may be suited to agricultural jobs, if anyone’s got a lead on that.

Can’t decide which generic corporate stock photo inspires more dread tbh

Also congrats to me for taking the sick day and not just going to work out of guilt and anxiety 🥂

“I would like to ESPRESSO my interest.”

Don’t let me do this.

They’ll probably lay me off now.

Although full-time may need scare quotes because I have a meeting with HR on Wednesday to discuss that. To what end, I don’t know because the company doctor okayed it.

Anyway, my employer is paying for it so I should try to take advantage and go in open-minded, I suppose.

I’m also kinda put off by the woman who will be my coach telling me that I hadn’t checked my junk mail when I told her I hadn’t received an introductory email from her AFTER I told her specifically that I’d checked my junk mail.